Apparently, agracru, whose last name is Crump, wants to be Tuckerized as a pudding.
Hence, I am putting Crump pudding in the story.
On a related note: it occurs to me that I could give a window here onto the creative process, since I'm now writing a story literally from scratch. I could try to explain the construction of this particular story, taken from beginning to end. The risk, of course, is in whether or not I manage to finish and sell the story. But I'm willing to take that risk. Would people be interested in reading such entries in my LJ?
And a PS to saxikath: email me to let me know how you want to be Tuckerized. I could conceivably put your name in this same story...