Post a first line to a story you'd like to see me write. I will choose one that appeals to me, and in that story, I will Tuckerize the person who gave me that line. If that story sells, presto! You've been Tuckerized.
The contest will stay open until Wednesday night at 8 PM. Enter as often as you like. I reserve the right to name one winner, more than one winner, or no winners (just in case).
If you are saxikath, you are ineligible. :-)