Take my love, take my land, but don't take my robot dog...
The BBC has announced that one of my favorite Doctor Who characters, K-9 the robot dog, is returning to the show.
arib is less than thrilled about this, so I suggested a crossover where K-9 appears on Firefly:
arib is less than thrilled about this, so I suggested a crossover where K-9 appears on Firefly:
Me: Maybe if they introduced K-9...
Ari: If they introduced K-9, Mal would shoot it. Then Jayne would use it as a footstool.
Me: Then the Doctor would rescue his faithful robot companion.
Ari: Right, and Jayne would keep shooting him until his regenerations ran out.
Me: And then the TARDIS would eat him.
Me: And then K-9 would stomp all over Jayne's butt.
Me: And Kaylee would pat K-9 on the head and give him a doggie treat.
Me: And then we'd have a new TV show where Kaylee and K9 roam the galaxy, with similar sounding names.
Me: We could call it, "Kaylee, K-9, and Company"
Ari: Oy
Ari: And Kaylee could clobber Sarah Jane with a wrench and steal her apartment.
Don't see Kaylee clobbering anyone. See Kaylee talking to Sarah Jane (or better, Adric) and River coming up and killing her/him with her brain.
Not the one in her skull, but a pet brain or something that she carries around with her, for bludgeoning purposes.
-Stephen King
Dang, now I wanna see it.
[Did you ever read the 1980s fanfic "The Doctor and the Enterprise"? Doctor Four, Original Trek (before there was anything else) and adventures ensue. I think I have a purchased hardcopy (with illustrations and everything) somewhere around here.]
I am such a geek!
Umm....
OW!
Enter K9. "May I be of assistance, mistress?"
Next scene: Kaylee has ingeniously removed the old Spinning Around Thing and installed a more advanced piece of machinery in its place.
K9 [spinning around]: "Mistress! Mistress! Mistress!"
Kaylee beams.
If The Doctor, Rose and K-9 visited Serenity, Inara would be leaving with them in the TARDIS at the end of the day.
Why?
Because she's a Companion, of course! :)