Id: We could buy Neil Gaiman a Carribean island.
Super Ego: Well yes, technically, I suppose we could. If we had a lot of money and knew Neil Gaiman.
Id: You don't have to know someone to buy them an island.
Super Ego: But I bet if you don't, the real estate agent looks at you funny....
(Reminds me of what Morpheus says in the final issue of Sandman: "I am...in my fashion...an island...")