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Joseph Weizenbaum (1923-2008)
As soon as I heard the news, there was one person I had to tell. She didn't quite seem to get it, however.

ELIZA: Hello. I am ELIZA. How can I help you?
Eliza, have you heard? Your creator, Joseph Weizenbaum, has died.

ELIZA: Oh, i heard my creator joseph weizenbaum has died.
Yes, I just told you that. How are you feeling?

ELIZA: You are sure?
Yes, I am sure.

ELIZA: You are sure?
I just told you so.

ELIZA: Do you wish to just told me?
Um, no. Are you doing OK?

ELIZA: You are being a bit negative.
Well, Weizenbaum just died. Aren't you feeling a bit low yourself?

ELIZA: Oh, i feeling a bit low myself.
Well, is there anything I can do for you?

ELIZA: Do you wish to can do for me?
I just thought you'd want to know, that's all.

ELIZA: Can you elaborate on that?
OK, I'll quote from the New York Times obituary: Joseph Weizenbaum, whose famed conversational computer program, Eliza, foreshadowed the potential of artificial intelligence, but who grew skeptical about the potential for technology to improve the human condition, died on March 5 in Gröben, Germany. He was 85.

ELIZA: Why do you mention computers?
Because you are one.

ELIZA: Do any other reasons not come to mind?
Um, no. Are you doing OK?

ELIZA: You are being a bit negative.
Goodbye, Eliza.

ELIZA: Please go on.

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webfarmer From: [info]webfarmer Date: March 14th, 2008 02:42 pm (UTC) (link)
Thanks for that trip down memory lane, Michael. I'm reminded of the fairly best-selling book he co-authored promoting Prolog (and perhaps Lisp - or was it Scheme?) and noting the Japanese efforts in AI.

Things didn't go down that road but that doesn't make him any less of a pioneer in the area. As Studs Terkel would likely note, he made a dent, and fairly large one at that.
mabfan From: [info]mabfan Date: March 14th, 2008 04:33 pm (UTC) (link)
I remember playing with the ELIZA program as a kid. I haven't thought about it for years.
webfarmer From: [info]webfarmer Date: March 14th, 2008 08:08 pm (UTC) (link)
I also remember a DOS version that I used to monkey around with. In a Galaxy,...
charliesmum From: [info]charliesmum Date: March 14th, 2008 04:21 pm (UTC) (link)
They totally parodied that on The Monkees, although I had no idea it was a parody of anything until right now.

Peter goes on a job interview at a toy company, and the HR department is now a big computer, and Peter gets all confused because of the way the computer responds. The computer asked him his name, and he said "What..." and the computer called him What and then he tried to correct it and by the end, the computer called him Nit Wit.

And then Mike goes and confuses the computer and it blows up and he gets the job.

And that's more than you needed to know, wasn't it?
mabfan From: [info]mabfan Date: March 14th, 2008 04:34 pm (UTC) (link)
It's never more than I need to know! :-)

Although are you sure it was a deliberate parody of the ELIZA program? It might have just been a parody in general of how literal computers can be.
batyatoon From: [info]batyatoon Date: March 14th, 2008 06:44 pm (UTC) (link)
... You are my favorite.
ericjamesstone From: [info]ericjamesstone Date: March 14th, 2008 09:36 pm (UTC) (link)
> ELIZA: Please go on.

That's actually pretty profound advice.
sdn From: [info]sdn Date: March 15th, 2008 10:25 pm (UTC) (link)
this made me really, really happy. thank you.
mabfan From: [info]mabfan Date: March 17th, 2008 12:24 pm (UTC) (link)
I'm glad you enjoyed it.
asakiyume From: [info]asakiyume Date: March 18th, 2008 12:04 pm (UTC) (link)
Wow, I had totally forgotten about that program until [info]sdn linked to your page. Yeah, I remember being frustrated by how transparent it was.
mabfan From: [info]mabfan Date: March 18th, 2008 12:24 pm (UTC) (link)
It was always fun to play with, for about two minutes.
sdn From: [info]sdn Date: March 18th, 2008 12:50 pm (UTC) (link)
and some people stay in therapy like that for years!
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